The Late Scratch Hex of Mike Washington Jr.
Mike Washington Jr. · LV · RB
“Washington Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Rookie Washington Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
78%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Washington Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.