The Mystery Tweak Hex of Mike Washington Jr.
Mike Washington Jr. · LV · RB
“Rookie Washington Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Washington Jr. will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
74%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Washington Jr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.