The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Mike Washington Jr.
Mike Washington Jr. · LV · RB
“Rookie Washington Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Washington Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Washington Jr., drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.