The Hamstring Hex of Mike Washington Jr.
Mike Washington Jr. · LV · RB
“Rookie Washington Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Washington Jr. will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
88%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Washington Jr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.