The Mystery Tweak Hex of Mike Washington Jr.
Mike Washington Jr. · LV · RB
“Rookie Washington Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Washington Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Washington Jr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.