The Phantom Flag Hex of Mike Washington Jr.
Mike Washington Jr. · LV · RB
“Washington Jr. loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.
- Rookie Washington Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
73%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A used challenge flag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Washington Jr., hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.