The Late Scratch Hex of Mike Washington Jr.
Mike Washington Jr. · LV · RB
“Washington Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Washington Jr. gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
91%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Washington Jr., Washington Jr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.