The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Mike Washington Jr.
Mike Washington Jr. · LV · RB
“Rookie Washington Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Washington Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Texans fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Washington Jr. scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.