The Garbage-Time Hex of Mike Washington Jr.
Mike Washington Jr. · LV · RB
“Coach says Washington Jr. is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Rookie Washington Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Washington Jr. rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
85%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Washington Jr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.