The Phantom Flag Hex of Mike Washington Jr.
Mike Washington Jr. · LV · RB
“Washington Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Washington Jr. tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
78%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Washington Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.