The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Mike Washington Jr.
Mike Washington Jr. · LV · RB
“Rookie Washington Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Washington Jr. gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
81%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Washington Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.