The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Mike Washington Jr.
Mike Washington Jr. · LV · RB
“Rookie Washington Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Washington Jr. will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
89%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Washington Jr. scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.