The Stuffed Run Hex of Mike Washington Jr.
Mike Washington Jr. · LV · RB
“Rookie Washington Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Washington Jr. will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
79%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Washington Jr., drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.