The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Mike Washington Jr.
Mike Washington Jr. · LV · RB
“Washington Jr. rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Rookie Washington Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Washington Jr. will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
79%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Washington Jr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.