The Garbage-Time Hex of Mike Washington Jr.
Mike Washington Jr. · LV · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Washington Jr.'s stadium. Only over Washington Jr..” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Rookie Washington Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Washington Jr. is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
78%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Washington Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.