The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Mike Washington Jr.
Mike Washington Jr. · LV · RB
“Rookie Washington Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Ref: "Number Washington Jr., that's a flag." Washington Jr.: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Washington Jr. gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
78%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Washington Jr., Washington Jr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.