The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Mike Washington Jr.
Mike Washington Jr. · LV · RB
“Rookie Washington Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Washington Jr.'s stadium. Only over Washington Jr..
83%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Washington Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.