The Mystery Tweak Hex of Mike Washington Jr.
Mike Washington Jr. · LV · RB
“Rookie Washington Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Washington Jr.'s offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
74%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Washington Jr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.