The Committee Backfield Hex of Mike Washington Jr.
Mike Washington Jr. · LV · RB
“Ref: "Number Washington Jr., that's a flag." Washington Jr.: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Rookie Washington Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Washington Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A used challenge flag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Washington Jr., Washington Jr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.