The Committee Backfield Hex of Mike Washington Jr.
Mike Washington Jr. · LV · RB
“Washington Jr. gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Rookie Washington Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
73%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Washington Jr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.