The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Mike Washington Jr.
Mike Washington Jr. · LV · RB
“Washington Jr.'s offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Rookie Washington Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Washington Jr. goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
76%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Washington Jr., Washington Jr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.