The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Mike Washington Jr.
Mike Washington Jr. · LV · RB
“Washington Jr.'s offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- The team goes up 21 early and Washington Jr. gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
88%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A used challenge flag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Washington Jr., hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.