The Garbage-Time Hex of Mike Washington Jr.
Mike Washington Jr. · LV · RB
“Washington Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr.'s offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Rookie Washington Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
76%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Washington Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.