The Late Scratch Hex of Mike Washington Jr.
Mike Washington Jr. · LV · RB
“Washington Jr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Rookie Washington Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Washington Jr. is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
88%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A used challenge flag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Washington Jr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.