The Late Scratch Hex of Mike Washington Jr.
Mike Washington Jr. · LV · RB
“Rookie Washington Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Washington Jr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
73%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single tear from a Packers fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Washington Jr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.