The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Mike Washington Jr.
Mike Washington Jr. · LV · RB
“Washington Jr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Rookie Washington Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
84%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Washington Jr., hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.