The Phantom Flag Hex of Mike Washington Jr.
Mike Washington Jr. · LV · RB
“Washington Jr. tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Washington Jr. goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
90%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single tear from a Titans fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Washington Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.