The Mystery Tweak Hex of Mike Washington Jr.
Mike Washington Jr. · LV · RB
“The broadcast shows Washington Jr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.
- Rookie Washington Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
75%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Washington Jr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.