The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Mike Washington Jr.
Mike Washington Jr. · LV · RB
“Washington Jr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.
- Washington Jr. scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
80%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Washington Jr., Washington Jr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.