The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Mike Washington Jr.
Mike Washington Jr. · LV · RB
“Rookie Washington Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.
- Washington Jr. loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
92%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Washington Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.