The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Mike Washington Jr.
Mike Washington Jr. · LV · RB
“Washington Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Rookie Washington Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
78%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Washington Jr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.