The Stuffed Run Hex of Mike Washington Jr.
Mike Washington Jr. · LV · RB
“Rookie Washington Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Washington Jr. rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
83%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Washington Jr., hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.