The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Miles Kitselman
Miles Kitselman · DET · TE
“Kitselman has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Kitselman's week
- Rookie Kitselman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Kitselman's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
75%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Kitselman, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Miles Kitselman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miles Kitselman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miles Kitselman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.