The Late Scratch Hex of Miles Kitselman
Miles Kitselman · DET · TE
“Ref: "Number Kitselman, that's a flag." Kitselman: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kitselman's week
- Rookie Kitselman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Kitselman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Kitselman's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Miles Kitselman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miles Kitselman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miles Kitselman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.