The Late Scratch Hex of Miles Kitselman
Miles Kitselman · DET · TE
“Kitselman's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Kitselman's week
- Kitselman catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Kitselman is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
88%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
Kitselman scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Miles Kitselman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miles Kitselman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miles Kitselman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.