The Mystery Tweak Hex of Miles Kitselman
Miles Kitselman · DET · TE
“Kitselman is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Kitselman's week
- Kitselman is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Rookie Kitselman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
81%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kitselman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Miles Kitselman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miles Kitselman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miles Kitselman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.