The Chip-and-Release Hex of Miles Kitselman
Miles Kitselman · DET · TE
“Kitselman's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Kitselman's week
- Kitselman is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Rookie Kitselman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
73%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Kitselman, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Miles Kitselman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miles Kitselman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miles Kitselman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.