The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Miles Kitselman
Miles Kitselman · DET · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Kitselman's stadium. Only over Kitselman.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Kitselman's week
- Kitselman is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Kitselman runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
72%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Kitselman, Kitselman, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Miles Kitselman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miles Kitselman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miles Kitselman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.