The Late Scratch Hex of Miles Kitselman
Miles Kitselman · DET · TE
“Ref: "Number Kitselman, that's a flag." Kitselman: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Kitselman's week
- Kitselman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.
- Rookie Kitselman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
90%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Kitselman, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Miles Kitselman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miles Kitselman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miles Kitselman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.