The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Miles Kitselman
Miles Kitselman · DET · TE
“Kitselman tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Kitselman's week
- Kitselman's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Rookie Kitselman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
79%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Kitselman, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Miles Kitselman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miles Kitselman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miles Kitselman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.