The Late Scratch Hex of Miles Kitselman
Miles Kitselman · DET · TE
“Rookie Kitselman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kitselman's week
- Kitselman is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Kitselman gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
77%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kitselman's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Miles Kitselman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miles Kitselman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miles Kitselman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.