The Late Scratch Hex of Miles Kitselman
Miles Kitselman · DET · TE
“The broadcast shows Kitselman on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Kitselman's week
- Kitselman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.
- Kitselman is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
85%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kitselman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Miles Kitselman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miles Kitselman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miles Kitselman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.