The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Miles Kitselman
Miles Kitselman · DET · TE
“Rookie Kitselman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Kitselman's week
- Kitselman is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Kitselman gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
87%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kitselman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Miles Kitselman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miles Kitselman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miles Kitselman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.