The Late Scratch Hex of Miles Kitselman
Miles Kitselman · DET · TE
“Rookie Kitselman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Kitselman's week
- Kitselman is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Kitselman gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
75%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kitselman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Miles Kitselman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miles Kitselman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miles Kitselman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.