The Invisible Route Hex of Miles Kitselman
Miles Kitselman · DET · TE
“Rookie Kitselman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Kitselman's week
- Kitselman spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Kitselman's stadium. Only over Kitselman.
72%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kitselman's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Miles Kitselman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miles Kitselman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miles Kitselman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.