The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Miles Kitselman
Miles Kitselman · DET · TE
“Kitselman gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Kitselman's week
- Kitselman spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Rookie Kitselman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
79%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kitselman drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Miles Kitselman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miles Kitselman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miles Kitselman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.