The Mystery Tweak Hex of Miles Kitselman
Miles Kitselman · DET · TE
“Kitselman is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kitselman's week
- A mysterious flag erases Kitselman's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Ref: "Number Kitselman, that's a flag." Kitselman: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
80%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
Kitselman scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Miles Kitselman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miles Kitselman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miles Kitselman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.