The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Miles Kitselman
Miles Kitselman · DET · TE
“Kitselman will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Kitselman's week
- Rookie Kitselman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- The broadcast shows Kitselman on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
76%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kitselman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Miles Kitselman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miles Kitselman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miles Kitselman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.