The Phantom Flag Hex of Miles Kitselman
Miles Kitselman · DET · TE
“Kitselman catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kitselman's week
- Kitselman is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Kitselman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Kitselman's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Miles Kitselman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miles Kitselman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miles Kitselman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.