The Late Scratch Hex of Miles Kitselman
Miles Kitselman · DET · TE
“The broadcast shows Kitselman on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kitselman's week
- Kitselman's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Kitselman stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
91%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
Kitselman scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Miles Kitselman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miles Kitselman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miles Kitselman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.